Before I go to bed, anymore suggestions for my video I'm gonna make?
Questions or whatever?
My love for you ended the day you uttered the words:
“Buffy sucks. I love Twilight.”
I don’t care how cute your hair is when it sticks up, or how adorable the way you think you’re gangster is, or your ability to be a complete dick, or the way you chew your pen, or your perfect teeth or your blue eyes. No. I can’t physically like someone who says something as vile as that. Ew, ew, ew. I shall cleanse myself now.
By the way, I was in Ann Summers today and they had a hairbrush with a cock shaped handle.
Just thought I’d impart that bit of knowledge on y’all.
My birthday’s in May….just saying.
You do realise I’m going to get it for you now. I will also get on a train so I can present it to you personally and I may or may not be wearing heart shaped nipple tassels.
Now you’re getting me all excited…
By the way, I was in Ann Summers today and they had a hairbrush with a cock shaped handle.
Just thought I’d impart that bit of knowledge on y’all.
My birthday’s in May….just saying.
The other day my cousin told me I reminded her of Gok Wan.
I didn’t know how to react.
I am not a man, nor am I Chinese or gay. I just smiled and nodded.








