Before I go to bed, anymore suggestions for my video I'm gonna make?

Questions or whatever?

WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

captaincadiwack | misterspock (via fuckyeahhollywoodcelebrities)

My love for you ended the day you uttered the words:

“Buffy sucks. I love Twilight.”

I don’t care how cute your hair is when it sticks up, or how adorable the way you think you’re gangster is, or your ability to be a complete dick, or the way you chew your pen, or your perfect teeth or your blue eyes. No. I can’t physically like someone who says something as vile as that. Ew, ew, ew. I shall cleanse myself now.

By the way, I was in Ann Summers today and they had a hairbrush with a cock shaped handle.

borisjohnson:

-bangtidy:

borisjohnson:

Just thought I’d impart that bit of knowledge on y’all.

My birthday’s in May….just saying.

You do realise I’m going to get it for you now. I will also get on a train so I can present it to you personally and I may or may not be wearing heart shaped nipple tassels.

Now you’re getting me all excited…

By the way, I was in Ann Summers today and they had a hairbrush with a cock shaped handle.

borisjohnson:

Just thought I’d impart that bit of knowledge on y’all.

My birthday’s in May….just saying.

I think you can click for fullsize.

Excuse me for just a minute….

ohmyjesusfuckingchrist.

Nice sweater, BB.

I don’t know who is sexier, Franco or the bear.

The other day my cousin told me I reminded her of Gok Wan.

I didn’t know how to react.
I am not a man, nor am I Chinese or gay. I just smiled and nodded.